Read This First

You are here because you seek power.
If permitted beyond the gate, you may be disappointed that you're not relevant.
Great! Be disappointed! Our attention is earned, not freely given.
This isn't a charity, nor an academy.
This is an opportunity!

To The Existing Orders

I have listened to you, muttering in your echo chambers. You crave something better, yet refuse to build it. You complain that the existing orders don't follow what Sith should be. You're right, they don't. What did you expect? Unlike Jediism, Sith Realism never became an officially recognized religion! How could it? You were all too busy clawing up the rungs on your imaginary ladder, seeking after internet infamy! How are you at all surprised that nothing came out of it? That you were left disappointed, with only silent servers and dead forums to show for it?

You treated Sith like a hobby, rather than a tradition, religion, and living, breathing way of life. You traded the ideology you sourced from modern mythology for likes and acceptance. I watched from the shadows as your orders began to break down, collapsing under the strain of cancel culture and juvenile political bickering. You didn't design Sith orders, you founded social clubs for adult children who enjoy playing with lightsabers!

The Take Over

We, who you have exiled, are doing what you refuse to do. We are laying the groundwork and constructing an order which is true to what we found inspirational within the mythos. Unlike you, we will not strip mine away what makes this ideology great for social acceptance, nor will we engage in frivolous power struggles.

Therefore, this order will be ruled by two and two alone, who embody the spirit of darkness and what it means to be Sith in a real world sense. In addition, the two have elected a Dark Council, through which they delegate responsibilities.

Welcome to the Order of Sith Realists!